Open your mind, and open your heart...
This song of love is about to start!
This holiday colors just about everything pink;
from flowers to chocolate and perfumes that stink.
I hope that your love forever lasts;
and more so that this song ends fast.
Your love is an event that will eternally transpire;
Even if they were bitten and turned to a Vampire.
Word of love are powerful and deep;
This bear suit is hot and puts me to sleep.
To save you they would slay a dread lich;
Um, can you help me reach this itch?
You are adorable with an amazing mind;
Hmmm, I think this bear suit is making me blind.
Your love is destined for greatness ahead;
I just want to go home and go back to bed.
May you get diamonds be so big that they strike you blind;
Big Daddy's prices are still the best you can find.
I am happy for the love you two have found;
I just wish I was not contractually bound.
Truth and love are causes worthy of being fought;
Good thing these SnuggleGrams are easily bought.
These words are true straight from them through me;
Ok, lets hurry... I gotta go pee.
I hope you found this SnuggleGram warm and funny....
Cause' it costed some poor sap all their money!